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#1 Hatchet Man
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posted 05-05-2000 01:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hatchet Man   Click Here to Email Hatchet Man     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I am in the mood to make your blood spurt on the walls, spatter the ceiling and ooze on the floor. I will chop off every one of your body parts, then your foul, shit-filled heads.

Step up, you fuckin' festerin' slime!

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#2 weAponX
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posted 05-05-2000 04:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for weAponX   Click Here to Email weAponX     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Liela, Bender and Fry have somethin ta say:

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#3 Hatchet Man
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posted 05-05-2000 06:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hatchet Man   Click Here to Email Hatchet Man     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
An ivitation has been personally extended to both of these arrogant, dumb-ass, ignorant, pom-puss, shit-stuff fools. Seems that they are also chicken-shit foul smelling, brain damaged hamsters.

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#4 the Gspot
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posted 05-05-2000 06:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for the Gspot   Click Here to Email the Gspot     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
you called Phil?

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#5 Hatchet Man
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posted 05-05-2000 08:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hatchet Man   Click Here to Email Hatchet Man     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Before I start chopping, a few facts must be put forth. I am not "Phil". I realize that you are too stupid to understand this but one must clear up misconceptions, anyway.
P-Dise came on the Ls board to respond to a comment made by Phil, namely that Paradis is one of the "dumbest assholes" on mp3.con. Of course, you are the dumb-ass that told him about this comment.

Phil invited Paradise back to answer a few questions. He did so, to his cred. Of course, the answers were Corp BULLSHIT. Not entirely a big surprise. After all, he is a corp. lackey.

You are an shit eater and a puss ridden little phoney. The only reason that you ever post is to promote your crap. Your promo is lame, mundane and putrid. Your inteligence level is below room temp. You are not going to be successful on LS because, a lot of people here are not boot lickers like the hamsterds of mp3.con. It will become evedent to a lot of people here that you are shit and that your head is full of shit. what you post is shit.

I am going to rub your face in your own shit. I will not do this n the main board because you are just like the cunt, rhonda, zeeze and a few otheres.

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#6 the Gspot
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posted 05-05-2000 09:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for the Gspot   Click Here to Email the Gspot     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
first off...learn how to spell correctly...


secondly, I did not tell paradise that you were talking shit about him on the LS-AABB...


quote:

You are an shit eater and a puss ridden little phoney. The only reason that you ever post is to promote your crap. Your promo is lame, mundane and putrid. Your inteligence level is below room temp. You are not going to be successful on LS because, a lot of people here are not boot lickers like the hamsterds of mp3.con. It will become evedent to a lot of people here that you are shit and that your head is full of shit. what you post is shit.

shit eater....lame.....room temp...not going to be successful....that you are shit....


hmmm....are you going to say anything that has any substance? or are you searching your thesaurus for some more "clever" insults?


did you have something you wanted to say?


Or do you think you can goad me into acting like a jack-ass..because I think you're kinda funny Phil...


You know for someone who purports to have this grand intellect you sure do sound like a "dumb jock"...


so if you have anything that even resembles intelligent discourse go ahead and post it...until then, thanks for the free promo

ps-if you're not Phil...why would I receive an e-mail from Phil inviting me to the "hatchet mans" forum? explain that....


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#7 the Gspot
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posted 05-05-2000 09:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for the Gspot   Click Here to Email the Gspot     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hamster wheel spinning so fast that it's smoking Phil?

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#8 the Gspot
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posted 05-05-2000 10:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for the Gspot   Click Here to Email the Gspot     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
hello? is this thing on?

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#9 the Gspot
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posted 05-05-2000 10:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for the Gspot   Click Here to Email the Gspot     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
maybe your hatchet needs sharpening Phil...


because it sure doesn't look like you're chopping anything from my point of view....

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#10 joe
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posted 05-05-2000 11:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for joe     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Maybe your posse capped him...

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#11 the Gspot
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posted 05-05-2000 11:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for the Gspot   Click Here to Email the Gspot     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
I dont need my posse to squash this bug!!!


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#12 Giga Shadow
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posted 05-05-2000 11:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Giga Shadow   Click Here to Email Giga Shadow     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Suckock!

Suckock!

Damn that parrot!

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#13 the Gspot
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posted 05-06-2000 12:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for the Gspot   Click Here to Email the Gspot     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
weak.......that's what I'm talkin about....


I thought Hatchet Man was going to chop me up.....oh well.....

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#14 Hatchet Man
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posted 05-06-2000 01:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hatchet Man   Click Here to Email Hatchet Man     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Hatchet Man did chop up that brain-dead g-snot. He just can't recognize that because his head got chopped off and I stuck it up his ass. Now he's runnin' around deleting all of his posts on the main board because he knows how foolish they make him look.

Be careful. Do not stand anywhere near him. When finally takes a shit his head will shoot out of his ass like a missle and there will be a shit storm.

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#15 the Gspot
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posted 05-06-2000 12:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for the Gspot   Click Here to Email the Gspot     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
how exactly did you do this?

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#16 the Gspot
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posted 05-06-2000 01:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for the Gspot   Click Here to Email the Gspot     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
let's see...you post this unfounded bullshit and then run away...yeah...that's how you win a debate...

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#17 CES-1
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posted 05-06-2000 06:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CES-1   Click Here to Email CES-1     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
what a buch of fukin drivel.....

phil,

i really dont see how you cut g's head off..


but im waitin'.

I also dont see how you can put all these
judgements on someones life, art, and person,
jus' cuz he has a different stand point.


anyway...

HATCHET MAN?

it's more like

HAT-SHIT MAN

or

CRAP-SHIT HANDS.

fukin lame,
non good comment having...
a fukin candle burnin by your bed is not an inferno!


brother,
you give monkeys a bad name.
return your monkey member pass
and tell people your a parrot,
or a HAM-STERD.
idiot!
and proof read your posts,
speeling bee!

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#18 Hatchet Man
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posted 05-06-2000 08:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hatchet Man   Click Here to Email Hatchet Man     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ahh... My task is complete. Now I can rest over the weekend. Yes, it was quite enjoyable. I better get outa here before g-snot takes that shit. Late. Ohh, almost forgot.

Piss out.

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#19 CES-1
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posted 05-07-2000 02:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CES-1   Click Here to Email CES-1     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
that's all I get?

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#20 Giga Shadow
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posted 05-07-2000 04:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Giga Shadow   Click Here to Email Giga Shadow     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Ah comon hatch, I know ya can do better!

quote:
Be careful. Do not stand anywhere near him. When finally takes a shit his head will shoot out of his ass like a missle and there will be a shit storm.

That was a good start but ya gotta follow though! damn!

Like this is Feces, FECES, FECES, FECES!

This is Feces we are talkin about here, toilet-bowls full of it! Comon, start slingin it around!

Every day across the nation
People go to their morning station
But then one day they'll be suprised
When the shit in the sink... starts to rise!

Smell the stench
Smell the stench!
Smell the stench of Human Defecation!

Went to swim at Mission bay
But the fuckin copz they turned us away
Then we saw the reason why
As pieces of SHIT went floating by!

Smell the stench
Smell the stench!
Smell the stench of Human Defecation!

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#21 Hatchet Man
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posted 05-08-2000 09:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hatchet Man   Click Here to Email Hatchet Man     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
Nice lyric. You have potential, kid.

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#22 deel
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posted 05-09-2000 06:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for deel   Click Here to Email deel     Edit/Delete Message Reply w/Quote
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droppin a log on the fire for ya hatchet man!

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