Holy Merle Haggerd ! Father Time, the Future of Country/Western ???
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Real Father Time Guru Posts: 197 |
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It's true. And if this one doesn't make ya smile, there's no hope for y'all. [image not archived]
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KennyLee Guru Posts: 1489 |
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Is no genre sacred to you, Scott? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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tim Guru Posts: 227 |
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You have about as much in common with Merle HaggArd as a scooter has in common with a stretch limousine. Did Ronald Reagan ever give you a pardon? Nine consecutive number one singles? [image not archived] What the hell is The future of ROCK doing in Country Western? IP: Logged |
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KennyLee Guru Posts: 1489 |
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quote: Maybe Scott's just tryin' to pick up some country chicks. [image not archived] ------------------ [This message has been edited by KennyLee (edited 02-15-2001).] IP: Logged |
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Real Father Time Guru Posts: 197 |
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I meant that literally, Holy Merle Haggard. Truth is I'd like to take a gun and shoot holes in that worthless no-talent .. in his head, in his guitar. One summer I worked in a trucking garage and had to listen to that pathetic shit "You don't have to call me darlin', darlin' - You never even call me by my name" Jesus that stuff is terrible. My country song is actually more influenced by Mick Jagger. 9 # 1 Country songs. Who cares ? Almost every country song is shit except mine. Mickey Dean's music makes me barf.
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KennyLee Guru Posts: 1489 |
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quote: Well, then the person you want to shoot is David Allan Coe. Who, like Merle Haggard, turned 21 in prison. They'd trade you for a pack of cigarettes, Scott. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Real Father Time Guru Posts: 197 |
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I'd kick their asses. I'm an ex jock, quick as a motherfucker. I'd have them singing for me like Charo. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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KennyLee Guru Posts: 1489 |
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Here's one they would probably sing for you.
quote: [image not archived] I'd be glad to tell him you wanna meet him, Scott. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Real Father Time Guru Posts: 197 |
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He'd probably stagger over to me and fall down. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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KennyLee Guru Posts: 1489 |
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Nah, he might like to hear about your athletic career and prowess. Get your thoughts about music. Stuff like that. You never can tell. Y'all might get real close. [image not archived] ------------------ IP: Logged |
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KennyLee Guru Posts: 1489 |
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Well, it looks like Father Time has suddenly given up country. And decided to go back to Rock. Where it's safe. [image not archived] [image not archived] [image not archived] ------------------ [This message has been edited by KennyLee (edited 02-16-2001).] IP: Logged |
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Real Father Time Guru Posts: 197 |
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Oh, yeah, you're dangerous. I could post 50 pictures of people you don't care about, that would getcha good, huh ? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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KennyLee Guru Posts: 1489 |
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Yeah? Well I could post 51. Whatdoyou think about that? ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Real Father Time Guru Posts: 197 |
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You better watch out. I'll throw my guitar pick at ya, muthafucka. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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KennyLee Guru Posts: 1489 |
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Yah Yah Yah. You be picking guitar wif yo teef ifn you dont watchout. But, it's not Kenny Lee you got to worry about. I didn't turn 21 in prison. I turned 21 in college. But I do know people that did. Disrespecting Kid Rock and Shaky Tee is one thing. Disrespecting David Allan Coe and Merle Haggard is another. Unlike the majority of people in show business, these guys are the real fucking deal. You, Scott, are not the real fucking deal. I look forward to hearing of your live performances in the country genre. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Real Father Time Guru Posts: 197 |
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Nah, that song was a one time deal, unless you count the 2 quicky joke songs I did awhile back that you can hear on my CD called Censor These !! That kind of country music is horrible. My god you have bad taste, ha ha ------------------ IP: Logged |
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KennyLee Guru Posts: 1489 |
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quote: hmmm...let's see now Coming from you that is a compliment Bad taste is better than no taste It's all a matter of taste, said the man as he kissed Zeeza Well, I could go on. But it's basically matching wits with an unarmed man here. Tell you what, Scott. I'll make you a deal. I won't tell David Allan Coe's band (two of which played on my CD) what you said and you go and listen to 10 Tom Aragon tracks. After you wake up you will be a much better person. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Real Father Time Guru Posts: 197 |
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Yeah, posting some no-talent's picture, my god, where do you get such wit ? I'll make you a deal. You listen to my page ever day for a week and then you can come back and tell me I'm the future of rock. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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KennyLee Guru Posts: 1489 |
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quote: Well, I can tell already that you haven't listened to Tom Aragon. Your deal wasn't even a deal, Scott. It's like a demand. I can tell already that you aren't experienced at negotiation. But that is probably because Rene handled that for you, isn't it? And now that you have left the Snake Crew? And disrespected Merle Haggard? All in the same month. Well, may God have mercy on your soul, Scott. Tom Aragon is your only hope. Go to him before it is too late. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Real Father Time Guru Posts: 197 |
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You heard right, it was a demand. I've heard a few of that guy's songs. While they weren't terrible I wasn't interested in listening again, but you never know, some people get better. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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