Get Your Ass Out of Your Head!
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RatchetMan Newbie Posts: 3 |
posted 04-27-2000 12:23 PM
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First I want to make it perfectly clear that I'm not Phil. Not even a little bit. And I'm sure not that Dusty, so wipe that thought right out of your heads right now. I just want to say that you're all hamsters and... oh. "Hamsters" is already taken? Okay then you're all gerbils - or guinea pigs or - well, you're all some sort of cute rodents anyway. Now, where was I? Oh yes. You're all rodents and you should listen to my important message which is that you're all rodents and you should listen to my important message. That is all. Oh, I almost forgot. Go buy my album. It's got all my biggest hits including Cruising the Strip Club and Cruising for Tips (the waiter song) and others. And it's got a real famous guitarist on it too (I can't tell you who it is cause he said he'd beat me up if I told anybody he was on this record). RatchetMan ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Hamster Man Newbie Posts: 4 |
posted 04-27-2000 03:25 PM
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First I want to make it perfectly clear that I'm not Zeeza. Not even a little bit. And I'm sure not that Rhonda, so wipe that thought right out of your heads right now. I don't even have tits. I'm a fuckin Hamster dammit. I went into my telportation machine with Jeff Goldblum, a Fly, and a hamster, and now I am all 3. If I got into that machine with Zeeza and Rhonda I would have too many tits, so just forget it! Are Hamsters Marsupials or Rodents? We should be Marsupials instead like possums ferrets weasels and kangaroos. IP: Logged |
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RhythmStar Guru Posts: 241 |
posted 04-27-2000 03:41 PM
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FYI, hamsters and other rodents are placental mammals. Weasels are too. Marsupials, like koalas and kangaroos, are non-placental mammals. A little biology never hurts.  RS ------------------ IP: Logged |
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pmarinovich Guru Posts: 311 |
posted 04-27-2000 03:52 PM
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Aha.. I knew that, too, smarty pants. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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wolfie Guru Posts: 325 |
posted 04-27-2000 03:59 PM
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can i be a duck-billed platypus then? ------------------ www.listensmart.com/johnsonave IP: Logged |
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RhythmStar Guru Posts: 241 |
posted 04-27-2000 04:14 PM
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Wolfie -- only if you Beg. RS ------------------ IP: Logged |
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wolfie Guru Posts: 325 |
posted 04-27-2000 04:15 PM
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bill  according to garageband.com - girls aren't allowed to 'beg'.------------------ www.listensmart.com/johnsonave IP: Logged |
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dustyw1 Guru Posts: 411 |
posted 04-27-2000 05:22 PM
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Wolfie, you can beg to me any time ------------------ [This message has been edited by dustyw1 (edited 04-27-2000).] IP: Logged |
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RatchetMan Newbie Posts: 3 |
posted 04-27-2000 05:28 PM
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You're all missing the point!!! Don't you poor deluded, cute, furry rodents see? It's not the messenger! It's the messenge (wait - that doesn't look right)! The point is my new album's got all kinds of great songs on it like Bruising the Hip (about old age) and Amusing the Ship (about being a standup comic on a cruise ship). And don't forget the real famous guitarist! But most of you are too stupid and furry to get the point. RatchetMan ------------------ IP: Logged |
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pitchfork Newbie Posts: 66 |
posted 04-27-2000 06:08 PM
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I think there's a category error RatchetMan...it's not about rodents, placenta, or marsupials (possums are marsupials, but I think you knew that!)...it's about wheels, running on them, getting nowhere, and having a water spout that never seems to give enough liquid at once. hehe ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Artie J Guru Posts: 149 |
posted 04-27-2000 09:18 PM
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I love a theme you can run with! "Losing the Grip" about a musician that goes over the edge... "Choosing the Slip" about Mrs. Pedernasty's trip to the lingerie department... "Losing the Blip" about an air traffic controller's worst nightmare... Yes folks, it's Michelob Honey Lager night. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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weAponX Guru Posts: 1843 |
posted 04-27-2000 11:35 PM
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If you make fun of "hang On La" I'll kick yourass, I LIKE that song ------------------ IP: Logged |
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RatchetMan Newbie Posts: 3 |
posted 04-28-2000 12:17 AM
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I almost forgot to mention, my autobiography's coming out soon. It's about my career working with bands and record labels. It's called (ta-da) Shmoozing The Hip. Look for it soon. RatchetMan ------------------ IP: Logged |
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